Arsenal travel to Manchester United with a host of injury problems and Mikel Arteta had little optimism for most of the players currently on the sidelines, not least Oleksandr Zinchenko.
A number of major outlets reported that Thomas Partey had converted to Islam and changed his name to Yakubu, but the Arsenal man was merely having a laugh.
Mikel Arteta met with reporters on Friday and gave the latest on Arsenal's injured players, with Bukayo Saka, Thomas Partey and Takehiro Tomiyasu all getting an update.
So, the last time we spoke, some idiot was saying something about not casting envious eyes in the direction of the Crystal Palace bench and our former captain, Patrick Vieira.