Alexis is a supremely talented footballer.

In other news, water is wet.

Quite what the point of Arsenal getting him to juggle with a mini-football, a mini-Thor, a bulb or Garlic and an orange was, we may never know, but I, for one, thank them for it.

Think you already love Alexis? Then get prepared to love him that little bit more:

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