Arsenal fans were worried on Thursday morning as they fretted about Alexis Sanchez’s mental health after he appeared to see an alien posing as a footballer at the Emirates in the Champions League.
At this point, I think we all know that Alexis Sanchez is not human.
Jack Wilshere and Theo Walcott have obviously buddied up while away training with the England team.
A look at the stats behind Alexis Sanchez’s first 50 goals for Arsenal
Santi Cazorla has been given a pair of specially designed boots for the game against Tottenham on Sunday.
For the record, I don’t dislike any Arsenal player but there have been a couple that have made me pretty nervous.