Ahead of the north London derby this weekend, I thought I’d take a look at some of the things I dislike most about Tottenham.

This could have been a very long list, so I restricted it otherwise I’d still have been typing at kick-off.

Let’s start with the one I hate the most at present:

1Dele Alli’s face

Dele Alli

He’s a cheat. He dives. He whinges. He leaves his foot in. And he has a face that makes me want to smash things.

Petulant, immature, snide, Dele Alli is Tottenham personified and with Erik Lamela, he has a scummy partner in crime.

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