Ahead of the north London derby this weekend, I thought I’d take a look at some of the things I dislike most about Tottenham.
This could have been a very long list, so I restricted it otherwise I’d still have been typing at kick-off.
Let’s start with the one I hate the most at present:
2Harry Kane’s luck
The ultimate goalhanger who hopes something bounces off three players, hits his arse and goes in.
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is better, has scored more (4 in 5 against Spurs alone) and isn’t a diving little sh*t. Tottenham turned him down before he signed for Dortmund (while he was a fully grown human unlike Harry Kane being rejected at Arsenal when he was a tubby 10-year-old).
Yeah, yeah, he’s better than we feared he might be, that still doesn’t mean he isn’t hateful.