Arsenal will reportedly complete the signing of Shkodran Mustafi by Wednesday according to a report from our good friend, Emmanuel Giulianelli, who also claims this will happen unless it doesn’t.

Of course, he doesn’t actually say that but he may as well as he takes a stab at guessing when a deal the boss said we are currently negotiating will happen in the hopes that he looks like he is ITK.

He might be, and he’s treated by many on the internet as if he is, but I’m not so sure.

Here are a few of his other gems in relation to Arsenal:

Karim Benzema:

And one he has since deleted that said:

Arsenal are believed to have rented a Gulfstream private jet to accommodate Benzema on Sunday evening.

— Emanuele Giulianelli (@EmaGiulianelli) August 21, 2015

Liverpool have recently been linked with a move for Mustafi but I actually doubt their interest.

The whole thing smells like transfer nonsense fed to the press to drive a player’s price up.

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