Ahead of the north London derby this weekend, I thought I’d take a look at some of the things I dislike most about Tottenham.

This could have been a very long list, so I restricted it otherwise I’d still have been typing at kick-off.

Let’s start with the one I hate the most at present:

5Their strapline

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‘To dare is to do’ – what the f**k does that even mean?

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