The summer transfer window has already seen Arsenal linked with a host of ins and outs that will never happen.
Here are some of the finest moments in the land of crazy already…
4. Casillas, they had a chance?
With Arsenal overstocked in goalkeepers, it seems strange why they would be linked with another shot-stopper, even if it is Iker Casillas.
But the 36-year-old was reportedly offered by Porto to both Arsenal and West Ham – both of whom turned him down.