When Francis Coquelin was crocked and Mikel Arteta’s leg fell off, people were a little worried.

That meant that we’d have an extended period of Mathieu Flamini running around the pitch pointing and shouting and generally not doing much else now he’s not allowed to rip the sleeves off his shirt.

How wrong we were!

The man who is on course to save the world and make himself a billionaire also has a rather spectacular Arsenal record at home:

And how did he celebrate this record after his latest win, this time against Manchester City?

Topless with Mesut Ozil and Laurent Koscielny.

Obviously.

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