Our friend, football writer Emanuele Giulianelli, is back with more tantalising tidbits regarding our supposed move for Karim Benzema.

This time, he’s generously revealed that we’ve rented a private jet for the Real Madrid man and will announce the transfer just before our kick-off with Liverpool on Monday. Very specific.

I’m not entirely sure whether this football writer genuinely knows, or at least believes he knows, information about our potential new signing; whether he’s just having fun with us; or whether he’s just doing this for attention.

We’ll have to see.

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