Tottenham are finally going to get ‘revenge’ on Arsenal for signing Sol Campbell 17 years ago by signing Aaron Ramsey on a free transfer according to a report that has me crying with laughter so much I can hardly see to type this.

No.

Just no.

The discussion about this rumour on the Spurs subreddit was even more hilarious as they discussed how they didn’t want any Arsenal players or they could use Ramsey, a player who has won more trophies with Arsenal than Spurs have won in the last 25 years, as a ‘stop-gap’.

Although it seems certain that Ramsey is off, either in January if the club can find a buyer or the summer on a free, the one place he won’t be going, no matter what they offer him, is Tottenham.

Why?

Because they’re Tottenham.

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM: Arsenal’s Sol Campbell (L) and an unidentified teammate hold the Premiership trophy after Arsenal won the Premiership title and defeating Leicsester City 15 May, 2004 at Highbury in London. Arsenal defeated Leicester City 2-1 and finish the season undefeated. AFP PHOTO/JIM WATSON (Photo credit should read JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)