Matthew and Paul look back at the win over Leeds, praise Nketiah’s ability to repeatedly close down goalies and try not to soil their undergarments ahead of Thursday’s visit to the toilet bowl.

LONDON, ENGLAND: Eddie Nketiah of Arsenal celebrates after scoring his team's first goal during the Premier League match between Arsenal and Leeds United at Emirates Stadium on May 08, 2022. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND: Eddie Nketiah of Arsenal celebrates after scoring his team’s first goal during the Premier League match between Arsenal and Leeds United at Emirates Stadium on May 08, 2022. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)

Plus we (almost) feel sorry for Man United (actually not at all), marvel at Real Madrid suddenly being the successful force for good, and try to work out how we feel about the attempts to give us an anthem.