It’s the end of another decade and what better way to finish up what has been mostly 10 years of pain for Arsenal fans by looking back at some of the worst players to pull on the famous red and white during that time?

WEST BROMWICH, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 29: Arsenal fans hold up a banner for Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal during the Barclays Premier League match between West Bromwich Albion and Arsenal at The Hawthorns on November 29, 2014 in West Bromwich, England (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)
WEST BROMWICH, ENGLAND – NOVEMBER 29: Arsenal fans hold up a banner for Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal during the Barclays Premier League match between West Bromwich Albion and Arsenal at The Hawthorns on November 29, 2014 in West Bromwich, England (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)

Immediately, you hit upon a very real problem when you look back at the list of players who have turned out for Arsenal over the past 10 years. How do you cut it down to just 11?

What was instantly apparent was that the majority of rubbish over the last 10 years lay in Arsenal’s centreback and defensive midfield positions, although I’m quite certain this will come as a shock to no-one.

The talent at the other end of the pitch was never usually in doubt, even when we had to play Andrei Arshavin as a lone striker for a while.

Not everybody is going to agree with my selection, I couldn’t even find consensus between the Daily Cannon team. So, remember, if your read this list and have an uncontrollable urge to be an idiot about it, just take a break and enjoy your evening instead.

Goalkeeper

Barcelona's Argentinian forward Lionel Messi (C) vies with Arsenal's Spanish goalkeeper Manuel Almunia and Arsenal's French player Gael Clichy during their Champions League round of 16, 2nd leg football match FC Barcelona vs Arsenal on March 8, 2011 at Camp Nou stadium in Barcelona. AFP PHOTO / LLUIS GENE
Barcelona’s Argentinian forward Lionel Messi (C) vies with Arsenal’s Spanish goalkeeper Manuel Almunia and Arsenal’s French player Gael Clichy during their Champions League round of 16, 2nd leg football match FC Barcelona vs Arsenal on March 8, 2011 at Camp Nou stadium in Barcelona. AFP PHOTO / LLUIS GENE

Over a large part of the last decade, Arsenal perfected the art of taking talented goalkeepers and making them awful.

I took untold amounts of abuse for claiming that Lukasz ‘Flappyhandski’ was actually a really good keeper. Gerry Peyton, Arsenal’s goalkeeper coach, I said, was just making him rubbish. Ditto Wojciech Szczesny whom I will always hold a grudge against the club for selling.

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There was some proper rubbish, too, and this position was a toss-up between Manuel Almunia and David Ospina and it could have went either way, really.

Overall, I went for Alumina because Ospina has at least shown himself to be competent in Italy and with his national side whereas Almunia was a man who didn’t only look like he was haunted, said he actually was.

Plus, he scarred me much more than the Colombian.

Almunia played 105 times more for Arsenal than Ospina so his scope for causing trauma was greater, although only the last two years of his time at Arsenal were spent during this decade.

Mention Almunia’s name to any Arsenal fan old enough to remember him and watch as they are sickened by flashbacks of the Spaniard rushing towards the corner flag for no discernible reason or kneeling down so Lionel Messi can lob him.

Centreback

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Sebastien Squillaci of Arsenal looks on during the Emirates Cup match between Arsenal and Boca Juniors at the Emirates Stadium on July 30, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
(Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)

Asking an Arsenal fan to pick their worst central defenders from the last 10 years is kind of like asking Donald Trump to just pick one lie and stick to it. There are just so many to choose from.

I was going to name Philippe Senderos, until it was pointed out he left just before the decade started, so for me that left three to pick from Sebastien Squillaci, Shkodran Mustafi, Johan Djourou, Gabriel, Mikel Silvestre, and William Gallas.

The first has to be Squillaci whom Arsenal paid nearly £6m for in 2010. Three years later he was gone for free having somehow managed to get himself into an Arsenal shirt and the first team 39 times.

Perhaps it wasn’t really all his fault, cursed by the number 18 shirt that had once belonged to Pascal Cygan and the player who comes next.

Centreback

Mikael Silvestre

Jesus Christ. A player so bad United fans still laugh that, not only did they get Arsenal to take him, they got Arsene Wenger to part with cash for him too, almost one million of the Queen’s pounds.

Like others I’ve listed here, Mikael Silvestre played a lot less than I remember, just the 43 appearances in his case. It just felt like a lot more because every appearance was so emotionally exhausting.

Although he left in August 2010, he more than deserves his place in the Arsenal Banter XI of the decade.

Centreback

LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 02: Shkodran Mustafi of Arsenal reacts during the Premier League match between Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal FC at Wembley Stadium on March 02, 2019 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND – MARCH 02: Shkodran Mustafi of Arsenal reacts during the Premier League match between Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal FC at Wembley Stadium on March 02, 2019 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)

Shkodran Mustafi is a World Cup winner which just goes to show you shouldn’t really judge anyone on the contents of their trophy cabinet (apart from Spurs, obviously).

When we signed him, we thought we were getting a great, ball-playing centreback until we heard Gary Neville claim he couldn’t give away the player Arsenal had just paid the guts of £37m for.

When he dies, his headstone will read ‘he didn’t need to go to ground there’.

Left wing back

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 30: Andre Santos of Arsenal in action during the Barclays Premier League match between Arsenal and Liverpool at Emirates Stadium on January 30, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)
(Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)

Only at the club for two years, Andre Santos cost Arsenal £6.3m and was another willingly shown the door for free just to get rid of him.

He signed for Flamengo, whose fans then beat him up for playing so badly in a 4-0 defeat at the hands of Internacional that left them rooted to the bottom of the table.

I’m not sure he was quite that bad for Arsenal, but he was never good yet still somehow managed to play for Arsenal 33 times.

Again, it feels like it was a lot more.

Right wing back

Arsenal's Armenian midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan (L) celebrates with Arsenal's Swiss defender Stephan Lichtsteiner after scoring their second goal during the English Premier League football match between Arsenal and Southampton at the Emirates Stadium in London on February 24, 2019. (Photo by Ian KINGTON / AFP)
Arsenal’s Armenian midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan (L) celebrates with Arsenal’s Swiss defender Stephan Lichtsteiner after scoring their second goal during the English Premier League football match between Arsenal and Southampton at the Emirates Stadium in London on February 24, 2019. (Photo by Ian KINGTON / AFP)

There was a time, a few years ago, when Arsenal were linked with a move for Stephan Lichtsteiner and Juventus fans wet themselves laughing at the thought of a player of his calibre leaving Turin for North London.

That was not the Stephan Lichtsteiner that Arsenal signed.

While he might well have brought a whole new level of s**t-housery to the club with his incessant whinging, moaning and haranguing of officials, that was about all he did well with any consistency.

Given a one-year deal on a free transfer, even that seems too expensive looking back.

Midfield

WEST BROMWICH, ENGLAND - MARCH 19: Denilson of Arsenal prior to the Barclays Premier League match between West Bromwich Albion and Arsenal at The Hawthorns on March 19, 2011 in West Bromwich, England. (Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images)
WEST BROMWICH, ENGLAND – MARCH 19: Denilson of Arsenal prior to the Barclays Premier League match between West Bromwich Albion and Arsenal at The Hawthorns on March 19, 2011 in West Bromwich, England. (Photo by Scott Heavey/Getty Images)

It’s no wonder Arsene Wenger never wanted to buy a defensive midfielder because when you look through the list of players to play in midfield over the last 10 years, the worst ones all played in that position.

Denilson. The Brazilian crab who would never pass forward if there was a sideways pass on instead.

Will most likely be remembered by Arsenal fans as the player overtaken by the referee as he jogged back while Manchester United hit us on the break. They scored to make it 3-0.

Midfield

LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 12: Kim Kallstrom of Arsenal celebrates scoring in the penalty shoot during the FA Cup Semi-Final match between Wigan Athletic and Arsenal at Wembley Stadium on April 12, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Hewitt/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 12: Kim Kallstrom of Arsenal celebrates scoring in the penalty shoot during the FA Cup Semi-Final match between Wigan Athletic and Arsenal at Wembley Stadium on April 12, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Hewitt/Getty Images)

Look, I know Kim Kallstrom’s penalty helped us reach a cup final thus ending our trophy drought and the media’s obsession with how many years it had been since we last lifted a pot, but come on!

It pains me to include him on this list but not as much as the broken back he had when we signed him on loan pained him.

That’s right, needing players desperately, Arsenal reached out for a 32-year-old Swede playing in Russia who couldn’t actually do anything for two months because of his broken back.

Did I mention he had a broken back when Arsenal signed him as emergency cover?

In total, he played just four times for Arsenal, completing 90 minutes once. We never lost any of those games.

You start to think that maybe he shouldn’t be on this list until you remember, as I might have mentioned, that he had an actual broken back when Arsenal signed him when they needed fit players.

Forward

BRADFORD, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 11: Gervinho of Arsenal reacts after missing a chance on goal during the Capital One Cup quarter final match between Bradford City and Arsenal at the Coral Windows Stadium, Valley Parade on December 11, 2012 in Bradford, England. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)
BRADFORD, ENGLAND – DECEMBER 11: Gervinho of Arsenal reacts after missing a chance on goal during the Capital One Cup quarter final match between Bradford City and Arsenal at the Coral Windows Stadium, Valley Parade on December 11, 2012 in Bradford, England. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)

Gervinho is not a bad player, certainly not as awful as he is remembered as being at Arsenal, but if ever a player wasn’t cut out for the Premier League then it was the Ivorian.

He will always be remembered as the man who missed an open goal just inches from the line resulting in Arsenal losing to a League 2 side.

Had he shaved his head like a man with any sort of dignity, he would probably be remembered more fondly.

Gervinho scores another spectacular solo goal

Forward

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 25: Park Chu-Young of Arsenal is congratulated by team mates after scoring his teams second goal of the game during the Carling Cup Fourth Round match between Arsenal and Bolton Wanderers at Emirates Stadium on October 25, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND – OCTOBER 25: Park Chu-Young of Arsenal is congratulated by team mates after scoring his teams second goal of the game during the Carling Cup Fourth Round match between Arsenal and Bolton Wanderers at Emirates Stadium on October 25, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)

The transfer of Park Chu Young might vex me more than any other Arsenal fan I know because from what I can see he was signed to play seven minutes at Old Trafford, increase shirt sales in South Korea and nobody ever talks about what happened here.

Arsenal took an average striker who was set to sign for Lille and was the South Korean captain and then set about never playing him.

He was 27 when Arsenal signed him and his career never recovered, losing the captaincy of his country and only making his way back into the national team in 2014 for a brief stint.

He hasn’t represented them since.

Forward

Yaya Sanogo
Yaya Sanogo

Arsenal fans love Yaya Sanogo but it’s the sort of love you feel for a puppy with three legs that hasn’t quite worked out how to deal with that.

Signed for free in 2013 from Auxerre, a back injury meant he played just 580 minutes in his first season which only increased to 748 the second due to a series of other problems.

Officially, he scored just one goal for Arsenal in 20 games (with two assists) although he really scored a couple more that were ruled out incorrectly.

All that being said, Sanogo was a player who not only struggled off the pitch with injuries but on it with the co-ordination of his own limbs.

His cult status at the club came about not because fans could see a talented player struggling but, rather, because they saw what it would be like if they were out there themselves trying to play Premier League football.