Despite it feeling like years since the news broke that Jamie Vardy could be signing for Arsenal, it’s actually only been four days.

The news has been full of the will he/won’t he narrative and, like most sites, people are trying to keep the story alive while not repeating themselves and boring their readership. There were conflicting reports, some saying the striker had snubbed us, some insisting that we were still hopeful and that a deal was still on the table.

West Ham chairman, David Sullivan, said we’re ‘potty’ for the amount of WKD money we’re willing to hand Vardy and former Liverpool goalkeeper, David James, gave us a fascinating incite into the saga as a whole.

Everyone got bored of waiting for Vardy to give an answer so turned their attention to Riyad Mahrez who some still say is coming, some say he’s not. Riveting.

Meanwhile, Moussa Sissoko dropped a clanger and said he wanted to leave Newcastle, with a move to Arsenal his preferable destination. Cheers, mate.

Twitter lost its marbles over Liverpool potentially signing Gonzalo Higuain, and just about everything surrounding the Vardy story.