Matthew and Paul enjoy looking at back to back victories over Chelsea and Man Utd, reflect on the madness of both games, and are pleased as punch for Bukayo, Emile & Eddie.

Manchester United's Portuguese midfielder Bruno Fernandes (R) appeals to English referee Craig Pawson (C) after he grants Arsenal a penalty during the English Premier League football match between Arsenal and Manchester United at the Emirates Stadium in London on April 23, 2022. (Photo by IAN KINGTON/IKIMAGES/AFP via Getty Images)
Manchester United’s Portuguese midfielder Bruno Fernandes (R) appeals to English referee Craig Pawson (C) after he grants Arsenal a penalty during the English Premier League football match between Arsenal and Manchester United at the Emirates Stadium in London on April 23, 2022. (Photo by IAN KINGTON/IKIMAGES/AFP via Getty Images)

We also laugh at Bruno Fernandes, enjoy the prospect of playing West Ham when they have no centre-halves, and hope Brendan Rodgers’ Leicester City can remember to play until the final whistle against Spurs this time.

Plus we give Xhaka and Mo some love.