This week Matthew is joined by Stephen to lament another limp performance against Man City, get quietly excited about yet another signing and what he can bring to the club in terms of balance and bite, while also struggling with office metaphors talking about Willian’s surprising painless departure.

Plus there are guest appearances from Ashley Gerlach (@ashleygerlach) and Gabrielle MacPherson (@GabrielleMacph), talking about fandom, the theatre of live sport, and their new stage adaptation of ‘Fever Pitch’, opening in Islington.