At most football clubs it is ‘tradition’ that you get up on a chair and sing a song in front of your new teammates when you move to a new club.

ST ALBANS, ENGLAND - AUGUST 08: New Arsenal signing David Luiz at London Colney on August 08, 2019 in St Albans, England. (Photo by Stuart MacFarlane/Arsenal FC via Getty Images)
ST ALBANS, ENGLAND – AUGUST 08: New Arsenal signing David Luiz at London Colney on August 08, 2019 in St Albans, England. (Photo by Stuart MacFarlane/Arsenal FC via Getty Images)

It’s only a matter of time before the videos eventually make their way onto the internet, a mischievous teammate generally the culprit. In this case, the video was shared on Instagram by Aubameyang, Lacazette and Martinelli.

So, here we are with David Luiz, standing on a chair, reciting Cidinho and Doca’s ‘Rap of Happiness’.

I’d call it ‘singing’ but, well, that would be a stretch!

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