Arsenal fans apparently make the best lovers according to a poll released this week that spoke to 3,500 UK adults to find out which teams their best (and worst) lovers supported.
Yes, news really is this slow.
Arsenal fans came out on top of the poll, perhaps due to two decades of Arsene Wenger teaching them patience which is guaranteed to make you better in bed.
Manchester United, with Jose Mourinho at the helm and a sense of entitlement stretching back decades? Well…
Teams with the best sexually performing fans
- Arsenal – 11%
- Leicester – 10%
- Brighton – 9%
- Southampton – 8%
- Liverpool – 8%
Teams with the worst sexually performing fans
- Manchester United – 13%
- Newcastle – 9%
- Cardiff – 7%
- Crystal Palace – 5%
- Chelsea – 5%
While Arsenal fans apparently make great lovers, we don’t make good partners:
Teams with the best partners overall
- Brighton – 15%
- Southampton – 11%
- Leicester – 10%
- Liverpool – 8%
- Manchester City – 6%