The Premier League is back with a bang and boy was it a crazy opening weekend.
The new season kicked off with a seven-goal thriller at the Emirates on Friday night, before Saturday saw a 3-3 draw between Liverpool and Watford, and Burnley go 3-0 up against Chelsea in just 45 minutes.
If this weekend is anything to go by, this season is going to be crazy.
Player have been shipped off and brought in for astronomical amounts of money, others are running into the final year of their contract, stars are set to be offloaded and the transfer window isn’t even closed yet.
As teams begin to gel, the scorelines are bound the settle down a bit more but what if they don’t, fans are going to be in therapy come May.
So, what have we learned from the Premier League’s opening weekend.
1. Chelsea might not win the Premier League this year
As if Arsenal beating Chelsea 4-1 on penalties in the Community Shield wasn’t proof enough, Antonio Conte’s side were beaten 3-2 by Burnley at Stamford Bridge.
This is after they went 3-0 down in the first half.
2. Newcastle are probably getting relegated again
They may have only just gotten promoted back to the Premier League but I don’t see them staying for too long… do you?
They lost 2-0 to Spurs after all.
3. West Ham are looking terrible
I swear they weren’t always this bad…?
4. Liverpool still love a draw
3-3 with Watford eh. They drew 10 last season – the most out of all the other top five teams.
5. Arsenal are going to Arsenal.
I’m not sure why we were so surprised when Alexandre Lacazette scored his first Premier League goal and then Arsenal conceded minutes later.
We came back to win it but boy did we make it difficult.
Same old, same old, I guess.
6. The media are going to be unbearable with Lukaku
We get it, he scores a lot. Settle down.
7. The Premier League is well and truly back
There were 25 goals in the opening Friday and Saturday matches. 25. This season’s going to be insane…