Granit Xhaka has returned to Arsenal safe in the knowledge that his red card for Switzerland means that instead of heading on international duty next month, he’ll be able to have a holiday.

The player posted a picture of himself and his latest girlfriend as they were en-route to the UK. We’re not sure what she thinks of his international teammates calling him a ‘playboy’ but I’m sure he’s explained to her that he’s not like that any more.

That’s what they all say, right?

After a good game back to 🇬🇧 with my love 😍

A photo posted by Granit Xhaka (@granitxhaka) on

He’ll be no doubt keen to meet up with his newest teammates, Shkodran Mustafi and Lucas Perez, who took part in their first Arsenal training session after the international break.

Pretty sure Wenger isn’t impressed with Mustafi’s rainbow boots.

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Look…here comes Granit       via Arsenal.com
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Wenger seems less than amused at Mustafi's boots via Arsenal.com
Wenger seems less than amused at Mustafi’s boots via Arsenal.com

Yes. It really is a slow news day.

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