Arsenal’s comprehensive win over Nottingham Forest wasn’t on TV in the UK because, you know, morons.

So, those of us who managed to find some dodgy streams were delighted with the display put on by a totally changed lineup but we guessed that many people heading to work this morning might not have been so fortunate.

As if to show Saturday was no fluke, Granit Xhaka banged another in the top corner from range. Lucas, slated unbelievably by some pundits and fans alike after hardly even playing for the club, showed his nerve when he opened his account from the spot. He followed this up by showing his speed, strength and tenacity for a brilliant individual goal to make it three.

The Ox’s goal for the fourth was everything we love about him. Another surging run, he flicked the ball off and charged forward to get the return before slotting home.

Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom.

More please.

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