As Arsene¬†Wenger¬†met with the press on Friday they couldn’t help themselves asking about Manchester United.

Why do they do it? Well, it’s because they know no matter what Arsene Wenger says they can spin it, throw it at Jose Mourinho and he will throw a fit.

It all makes good copy, apparently, even if it’s totally manufactured.

So, before that all happens, have a look at what he actually said before it all gets twisted and becomes something else entirely:

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