If you ever thought that Tottenham were full of sh*t, you’d be right as David Bentley has just revealed to Four Four Two in their latest edition that Jonathan Woodgate took a dump in his washbag for a laugh.
Do I really need to add any more comment to this?
Bentley played for Arsenal for nine years, although he made only nine senior appearances before throwing a strop because he wasn’t being played enough at a time when Dennis Bergkamp was in the side.
The former footballer is a perfect lesson on how not to do things for young players, and his story should be read to wannabe ballers as a bedtime story every night.
Bentley had the world at his feet when he was just a teenager and now, aged 31, he has been retired for three years and spends his time being an obnoxious little troll when out in public. Allegedly.