It had been reported on Sunday that Arjen Robben had returned from injury and had travelled with the Germans to London to face Arsenal in the Champions League.

Just our luck! Gooners everywhere exclaimed. While not many of us give Arsenal a chance on Tuesday (although we aren’t stupid enough to think they can’t shock everyone), the thought that Bayern would be without the divey one was a little bit of a bonus so the initial reports were disheartening.

But, never fear! For the first time in history, something on the internet was shown to be wrong and the Dutchman has NOT travelled with his team ahead of the game.

Roughly translated, it says “Without Arjen Robben, but with Kingsley Coman of #FCBayern traveling to London”.

Woop.

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