Nicklas Bendtner. Always talented but not talented enough to be as lazy as he is, apparently he is now referred to as ‘Lord’ by some weird cult following.

Anyway, he’s usually now found on the bench for Bundesliga side VfL Wolfsburg and the cult following means everything he does is highlighted to a nonsensical extreme.

Take this, for example.

There’s clearly nothing special there. I play football every Sunday morning and, frankly, me and my team-mates could all pull off those skills. So why is there a video dedicated to them by the official Bundesliga YouTube channel?

The mystery surrounding Nicklas Bendtner, his reputation, his fans and his life only grows.