On Sunday afternoon, the Harry Kane show took another ridiculous turn.

Not content with being hyped as the greatest player that ever lived despite not being as good as Olivier Giroud, Spurs handed the Englishman their captain’s armband for the borefest that was their 0-0 draw with Burnley.

Then again, this is the team that once made Aaron Lennon captain.

Nailed on for the Player of the Season award because people are idiots, Kane doesn’t even rank as the best striker in London, something we proved a few days ago as we dismantled the myth that he’s some sort of striking god.

So, it’s always nice when someone else comes along and backs us up, and that’s exactly what the London Evening Standard have done as they produced their London team of the season so far.

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