Watford striker Troy Deeney has escaped disciplinary action over his goal celebration in a shock 4-1 win over Chelsea on Monday after officials failed to agree on whether he had committed a red card offence. Deeney opened the scoring from the penalty spot shortly before half-time and then appeared to make an offensive gesture towards a…

Arsenal face Watford on 11 March. Had Deeney been given a four-match ban he would not have been available for that game.

No doubt we can now expect to see him and his cajones arrive at the Emirates, hopefully for a spanking.