Sometimes there’s a load of stories we just don’t get the chance to cover.

Here are a few of them in brief.

Mathieu Flamini is back training with Arsenal but don’t worry, he’s trying to get a move back to Italy as he fancies a return to Serie A. Roma are said to be interested.

If you thought Arsenal had a defence made up of drunk donkeys, you’d be wrong:

Mustafi thinks Arsenal are ‘horny’

I still can’t work out if this is serious or not about Lucas Perez and his father

John Cross at the Mirror claimed that Mathieu Debuchy’s exit from Arsenal is being ‘blocked’ but in reality it is not being blocked at all, just being made a little more difficult by virtue of a calf injury. He doesn’t seem to know the difference between those two things. Debuchy is also not being helped by reports that nobody really wants him (wages).

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Finally, not quite Arsenal-related, but Antonio Conte has reportedly told Cesc to GTF out of Chelsea. When you think of what he had at Arsenal and how he’s been treated by Barcelona, and now Chelsea, it’s almost enough to make you feel sorry for him. I said *almost.* Conte allegedly thinks Cesc is ‘too lazy’ for his side.

Shame.

For him.

Yeah, yeah, league medals, blah, blah, blah. He can go sit with Robin van Persie, they can look at each other’s and discuss how they’re loved by no-one when they could have had statues at Arsenal.

Oh, and while we’re on ex-players, Emmanuel Frimpong actually has ‘Dench’ on the back of his shirt. For real