Another day, another strange rumour involving Mesut Ozil.

Now, it appears the playmaker could be on his way back to Real Madrid.

Apparently, the German has caught their eye after playing for Arsenal in the form of his life and they’re more than willing to pay through the roof to get him back.

Ozil has now managed to get 13 assists so far this season and his confidence is sky high. He’s a huge part of our team and there is absolutely no way Wenger would let him go.

In fact, word on the street is that we’re about to sign him to a new, improved contract.

I highly doubt Madrid do want him back. As fantastic as he is, and even though they’re not playing their best right now, they would have to pay upwards of the £42.5m we originally payed for him.

Simply put: it won’t happen. It just won’t (can you hear me praying?).