We couldn’t pronounce his name, so we dubbed him ‘Chesney’.

It would, therefore, make perfect sense that when Woj appeared on A league of Their Own on Friday night they would get him in goal to face a penalty from Chesney Hawkes.

Obviously.

Before the shootout took place, Hawkes made an excuse about hurting his ankle the last time he played football, to which Woj replied

“Do you know what he told me in the dressing room? He said ‘I’m really looking forward to this’ and I said ‘Don’t worry, I’m overrated’ and he goes ‘So I’ve heard.’

Woj will be hoping Arsene wasn’t watching the kick: