In a sudden and unexpected plot twist in the Tomas Rosicky-to-Sparta Prague transfer saga, it seems our little Mozart is staying.

If you’re anything like me, you’d already resigned yourself to the fact that our midfield maestro was probably leaving this summer. You’d lit a candle at his shrine in your bedroom, put on Metallica’s Black album, and started replaying Rosicky skill compilations on YouTube.

However, in an unexpected turn of events, it turns out the Czech Republic international is now staying, with Arsene Wenger confirming that he will be with the club next season.

Apparently, it’s the potential signing of Chelsea goalkeeper, Petr Cech, that swayed him – at least that’s what the Daily Star want us to believe in their EXCLUSIVE!

The two Czechs have been playing together for 13 years and the prospect of having a buddy, as well as a big name signing from the Premier League champions, is enough for the little Mozart to remain a Gunner says the report.

We’re not buying that, however, especially not with Wenger telling the press on Friday when asked if players of the same nationality can sway each other “No, most of the time it is the players who want to join you who come in. Sometimes they might call each other but we do not get the players to interfere with that.”