If you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’ll have missed the news about the boy who made his girlfriend take an Arsenal test.

We think this is a genius idea.

So you don’t have to worry about coming up with your own questions, we’ve done it for you.

We haven’t supplied the answers because, quite frankly, if you’re issuing a test to someone else you should know the answers already.

This is a gender neutral test, applicable for everyone no matter your persuasion.

[PDF download available at bottom]

The Arsenal Partner Test:

What should it say on the front of this shirt?

 

 

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When were Arsenal founded?

  1. 1880
  2. 1886
  3. 1900
  4. 1905
  5. Who are Arsenal?

[if your partner has picked #5, you do not have to bother with the rest of the test and can dump them immediately]

In what year did Arsenal move to their new stadium?

 

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What do you call their new stadium?

 

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What do you call their old stadium?

 

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What did she wear?

  1. galoshes
  2. a yellow ribbon
  3. a rather fetching bow tie

 

Have Arsenal ever won the league at White Hart Lane?

 

Yes/No

 

When Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope, what did he say?

 

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Who is this?

 

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Na, na, na, na na na na, na na na ________________________

 

49, 49 ________________________

 

What does ‘BFG’ stand for?

 

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In your own words, explain why Olivier Giroud is better than Harry Kane

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How many league titles have Arsenal won?

 

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How many league titles have Chelsea won?

 

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How many league titles have Tottenham won?

 

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What is the difference between a Gooner and a Gunner?

 

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Abou Diaby is:

  1. Injured
  2. A midfielder
  3. French
  4. All of the above

 Jose Mourinho is:

  1. Special
  2. Hateful
  3. Boring
  4. An ass

 

Why are Arsenal, by far, the greatest team the world has ever seen?

 

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The grading of this test is up to you, after all, if you’re willing to administer a test to a potential/current partner, you’re operating on a whole different system to the rest of us.

Download The Arsenal partner test